1. 00:12 22nd Jul 2014

    Notes: 402

    Reblogged from sofiacopppola

    Tags: tina fey😍😍😍😍

    "I think you should have to get a license to use twitter."

    (Source: poehlermeyers)

     
  2. 00:02

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    Reblogged from trulymediocre

    cybercum:

    cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
    me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

     
  3. 23:59 21st Jul 2014

    Notes: 1080

    Reblogged from jehovahs

    tsunamiwavesurfing:

    revenge is therapeutic sometime you just gotta light somebody up to be at peace with the universe

     
  4. I miss the beach I miss the beach I miss the beach I miss the beach I miss the beach
    Actually no, what I miss is my friends and their families that I’ve known forever and how the adults parent all of us regardless of whose kids are whose and how easily and effortlessly everyone gets along and how everything is an adventure I miss it so much my whole body is sad

     
  5. 23:32

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    Reblogged from tintedperspective

    Tags: sharks

    (Source: mstrkrftz.com)

     
  6. 22:57

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    hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

    hotdadcalendar:

    This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

     
  7. 17:52

    Notes: 4446

    Reblogged from rosaparking

    Open RP

    yzma:

    kenfucky:

    yzma:

    'Ah, hello Mr Bond. I have been waiting for you to try and stop me for quite some time.'

    image

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    before i kill you, tell me… why you shot drake in degrassi

    'I will not give you that satisfaction, Bond. Not in this life.'
    image

     
  8. 17:32

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    Reblogged from kirainbows

    (Source: punkrockho)

     
  9. 17:31

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  10. 17:30

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    Reblogged from ernoticon

    grumpysalmon:

    All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
    Violet - anxiety
    Dash - ADHD
    Mr Incredible - too strong
    Mother Incredible - ???
    Baby - exploding child

     
  11. 16:53

    Notes: 61113

    Reblogged from sofiacopppola

    punkmarauder:

    can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

     
  12. 14:33

    Notes: 67986

    Reblogged from trulymediocre

    (Source: wavymeech)

     
  13. Florida is dumb as hell, why would they mandate that girls have to wear helmets…that’s idiotic. We’re trying to grow the sport in the south not look like idiots who go against the governing board

     
  14. 23:54 20th Jul 2014

    Notes: 301

    Reblogged from sea-hag

    Tags: i love her

    Oh, have you guys ever seen that movie How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days? That’s my favorite movie of all time.

    (Source: digitalwetness)

     
  15. 23:54

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    Reblogged from rosaparking

    Tags: nicole richie

    (Source: bricesander)